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“There is global warming in your pants.” Lol. Priceless.

Humor

HAHAHA…. “Then you go sort out the recycling, which isn’t part of the foreplay but is still very important…”

Humor, Internet

Hell yes. I don’t care who you are, Christopher Walken is the coolest individual on the planet. And so you can’t go wrong by watching his video of how to roast a chicken. He needs his own show on the Food Network.

Food, Humor

I suppose in this day and age you would think that people would do a little research before jumping to conclusions. It appears that the U.S. Dept. of Defence thought the Canadian Poppy Coin was some type of listening device, complete with the latest in nanotechnology. I guess they released a spy warning and everything. Someone will most likely be reassigned to a listening post in Alert.

Humor

Modern Drunkard Magazine has the 86 Rules of Boozing. It is perfectly timed considering patio weather is supposedly starting next week. In particular I like “#55: If you think you might be slurring a little, then you are slurring a lot. If you think you are slurring a lot, then you are not speaking English.”

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I don’t know anyone who hasn’t experienced some issue with customer service.  I was reading an article by a San Jose Mercury reporter about his experiences when I came across this “comment” about one individual experience with SBC/Yahoo.  It is *so* funny.  I didn’t want to make you search through the comments so I posted it here.

Humor, Internet, Technology

I don’t watch MadTV (not actually sure if we get it in Canada) but the iRack skit is hilarious, albeit politically motivated. I suppose it depends where you stand on the whole Iraq situation but I thought it was quite amusing, especially when you consider the recent news about the Apple iPod that stopped a bullet.  It didn’t actually stop the bullet (the armor did) but it is still interesting to see what happened to the hardware after being shot by an AK-47 round.

Humor

In an obvious parody of the ‘ready.gov’ website, Safe Now is a hilarious substitute for what you should do if you find yourself in an emergency situation.

Humor, Internet

I got this from a forum post today. Hilarious.

“I get a call this morning from a friend of mine, and after our conversation I hang up the phone (at least I thought I did). I proceeded to have a conversation with my cat…”

“So, what are your plans for today?”
~ MEOW!
“Really? That sounds exciting!”
~ MEOW!
“It sure is cold outside!”
~ MEOW!

“The conversation lasted a while, until the receiver started buzzing telling me that I didn’t hang up. Oops. So I go and check my email and my friend had already sent a detailed email about it to everyone I know!” The Subject: Cat Whisperer.”

“I can’t be the only one who talks to their pets…right?”

It is *so* true. I didn’t really think about how often I talk to my cats until I read that. It would probably seem a little strange to people who don’t have pets.

Humor

This article on The Onion is a perfect reminder of why I don’t take the bus. :)  You almost always end up with someone who decides that they want to tell you their life story when all you want to do is sleep.  “Those are some nice headphones you got there. I used to have some just like that.”  Lol.

Humor